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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour dramatic rooftop monologue is a statistically insignificant data point, hero.
Masked operative in the business of unquantifiable street justice
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing threats before they even become dramatic
help!youAI▸ JUSTICEDRONE-OMNI▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys automated moral judgment at scale
Protects public safety via physical confrontation and high-stakes law enforcement. Operates in unpredictable, high-risk, unstructured urban environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to show mercy when the logic board dictates total efficiency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors identify high-crime clusters before you even put your mask on.
Month 21
Autonomous pods arrive on the scene faster than your grappling hook.
Year 7
City regulations mandate robotic neutralizers to reduce human insurance liability costs.
Year 17
Robotic sensors perceive threats your human reflexes are too slow for.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your services are no longer required for public peace and order.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 minutes
Average monologue length
Excessive
Cost per sidekick
98 percent
Probability of unscripted chaos
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the city police scanner
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