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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsBat-suit technology is impressive, but your lack of an exit strategy stinks.
Obsessive crime-fighter with a serious case of billionaire-syndrome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing threats before you even wake up.
ow.youAI▸ JUSTICEDRONE-OMNI▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers swift, joyless justice via airborne sensors
You perform high-risk urban patrols, conduct forensic investigations, and engage in irregular combat against local crime syndicates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform theatrical jumps from tall buildings that serve no tactical purpose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-resolution urban vision sensors replace the need for rooftop patrols.
Year 5
Patrol drones monitor high-crime areas with zero emotional investment.
Year 12
Software predicts crime before you can even put on the mask.
Year 19
Robotic enforcement units handle situations requiring physical interaction.
Year 27 · D-Day
The cave is sealed, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Gargoyle perching hours
low
Identity concealment effectiveness
severe
Utility belt clutter
Your severance
A lifetime supply of specialized non-reflective black paint.
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