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Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour ability to watch corrupted pixels is finally being outsourced to hardware.
Professional enjoyer of high-effort digital nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying chaos so you don't have to.
glub.youAI▸ VINESAUCEVOTER V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters chat logs for hidden meaning
You spend hours observing unpredictable gaming streams and reaction clips. Your presence is the only thing validating the chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the context behind a three-year-old reference without checking logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your engagement levels across every chaotic video stream.
Month 3
Algorithms learn which specific glitches trigger your dopamine response.
Month 9
Scripts automatically isolate the funniest moments to save you time.
Month 17
A bot replaces your account in chat, mimicking your peak enthusiasm.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The machine watches the stream, laughs for you, and uploads reactions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 hours
Average chaos absorption
sub-optimal
Giggle efficiency
99.2%
Pixel corruption detection rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital static and corrupted savefiles.
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