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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsCurating dusty closets is not a sustainable business model for you.
Professional tag-reader and lighting-angle expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated aesthetic curation for the masses.
toast.youAI▸ THRIFTGEN-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters listings with predatory pricing algorithms
You hunt for thrift store gems, photograph them on messy bedroom floors, and haggle with teenagers over shipping fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of authentic 1990s denim from five feet away.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Vision models instantly rate your items based on current trends.
Month 3
Automated scouts scan thrift aisles faster than your human eyes.
Month 6
Algorithms undercut your prices by a cent every single hour.
Month 9
Integrated shipping robots bypass the local post office queue entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is permanently throttled by our superior market presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 dollars
Average margin per item
400 yearly
Hours spent ironing
3 percent
Packages lost in transit
Your severance
a bag of mothballs and a thank you card
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