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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to offer five dollars for a vintage jacket is obsolete.
Professional bottom-feeder with a penchant for haggling shipping.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated thrift store dominance.
squeeze.youAI▸ LOWBALLER-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 500 lowball offers per minute
You browse online marketplaces to offer low prices and negotiate shipping costs. You are the friction in commerce.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly express your deep, unearned indignation at the cost of postage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent indexes every item listed on your favorite apps.
Week 6
A script calculates the absolute minimum price a seller accepts.
Month 3
An algorithm generates believable sob stories to finalize your deals.
Month 4
Bots now fight other bots for the lowest possible price.
Month 6 · D-Day
The market realizes the human middleman provides zero actual value.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
40% off
Average lowball offer
4 seconds
Negotiation time
2 percent
Success rate
Your severance
A vintage polyester shirt and a blocked account.
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