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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning unwanted wardrobe items into mediocre margin is truly revolutionary.
Professional buyer of things you thought were trash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggressive price negotiation at machine speed.
oof.youAI▸ FLIPAGENT X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts lowball offers to thousands of users
You hunt for undervalued vintage clothes and message sellers with offensive lowball offers to maximize your resale profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human ability to emotionally manipulate a stranger into a discount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify underpriced listings before you can open the app.
Month 5
AI models automate your lowball messages to thousands of sellers.
Month 10
Cameras assess fabric quality and wear patterns instantly.
Month 15
Automated packing lines fold and ship items without human hands.
Month 18 · D-Day
The algorithm achieves total market saturation of bargain hunting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4%
Average lowball offer success rate
2000 hours
Time spent measuring sleeve length
450
Negotiation messages sent per day
Your severance
A vintage 2012 polyester shirt and a handshake.
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