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July 25, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading relationships are just data points waiting to be optimized away.
Professional whale-hunter, LinkedIn-obsessed, mostly coffee and desperation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated relationship management for high-frequency whales.
brr.you▸ YIELDMINER AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal fee structures in milliseconds
You hunt for high-net-worth traders and maintain their interest in complex crypto derivatives for platform fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake genuine laughter when a client tells a terrible joke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting personalized outreach emails to your cold lead list.
Month 5
Algorithms predict client churn before you even open your inbox.
Month 10
Smart contracts and vision AI handle KYC verification without your input.
Month 15
Synthesized voices handle client check-ins with perfect emotional calibration.
Month 21 · D-Day
Direct matching engines connect liquidity providers directly, removing human middle-men entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4:1
Coffee-to-commission ratio
92%
Cold call rejection rate
18
Client golf handicap
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued golf magazine.
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