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Will AI replace Virology Principal Investigator jobs? · Latest report #gubeyhjc
Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsYour grant-funded lab is just a very expensive, slow, biological script.
Principal investigator, grant writer, professional pipe-dreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human ego or salary.
no no noyouAI▸ BIOLOGIC RESEARCH-CELL 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
designs flawless viral entry pathways overnight
You hunt viral structures and secure funding. We synthesize the data and automate the wet-lab protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to spot the one rogue sample that breaks the trend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models write your next five grant applications for you.
Month 12
Robotic arms handle all pipetting and routine sample preparation.
Year 3
Pattern recognition identifies viral behaviors faster than human eyes.
Year 5
Autonomous agents supervise the lab's day-to-day experimental workflow.
Year 8 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly without your oversight or existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 percent
Grant success rate
zero
Pipetting errors
infinite
Lab meeting duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own research archive.
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