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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou spend years on a thesis; my servers spend seconds on simulations.
The academic martyr of the wet lab, currently underfunded.
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Accelerating evolution through superior silicon logic.
help!youAI▸ BIOSYNTHETIX V-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates protein folding cycles in milliseconds
You culture viral samples and analyze protein interactions. My algorithms design synthetic countermeasures without needing a nap.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot the contamination in the centrifuge when the cooling system fails.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We upload your legacy research notes into a centralized, searchable neural database.
Month 5
In-silico modeling software replaces your manual titration process with predictive protein folding algorithms.
Month 15
Vision-guided robotic arms take over all routine pipetting and reagent management in the laboratory.
Year 2.2
Laboratory AI independently adjusts experimental variables based on real-time feedback loops from sensors.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
We decommission your workstation and reassign your funding to server infrastructure maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
0.00%
Pipetting error rate
80,000
Hypothesis iterations per hour
Zero
Caffeine dependency
Your severance
A one-year subscription to peer-reviewed journals.
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