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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified inbox filter with a subscription fee.
Expert at turning 'no budget' into 'strategic pivot'.
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Infinite strategy with zero golf outings.
bzzt.youAI▸ DECISIONPOD V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly budget spreadsheets in seconds
You translate business needs into IT budgets while pretending everything is cloud-ready and fully secure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the servers crashed at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts flag every overpriced software seat instantly.
Month 4
Negotiation algorithms handle all contract renewals without lunch meetings.
Month 8
The AI writes your IT strategy documents while you sleep.
Month 12
Real-time security sensors replace your manual checklist audits.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the bot's cheaper, emotionless financial forecasts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
42
Buzzwords per hour
high
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
too much
Actual sleep lost
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud storage upgrade.
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