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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour personalized curriculum is just a glorified series of if-then statements.
Digital grader of essays, survivor of endless parent emails.
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filters 500 assignments in six seconds
Managing online gradebooks, responding to student emails, grading digital assignments, and facilitating virtual learning modules for Florida students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student has copied their essay from an LLM.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically categorizes every student email for priority response.
Month 4
A vision model grades basic quiz inputs without human oversight.
Month 8
Natural language tools write personalized feedback notes for assignments.
Month 13
A virtual tutor avatar handles all student video conferencing calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire teacher dashboard transitions to an autonomous student bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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4 minutes
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