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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsWatching grainy feeds for shadows is a hobby machines perfected years ago.
Digital watcher of pixels, ghost hunter of false positives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total ocular dominance with zero eyelid lag.
bzzt.you▸ SENTINELWATCH V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters motion events with perfect contrast detection
Monitors camera feeds for intruders and manages remote access protocols for client facilities. Triggers alarms when incidents occur.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively recognize when a shadow is just a cat and not a threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart algorithms begin analyzing your camera feeds alongside your human eyes.
Week 8
Software marks suspicious movement so you stop questioning the moths.
Month 3
The machine alerts mobile response teams before you even finish clicking.
Month 5
Incident logs are auto-generated with perfect grammar and zero typos.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your monitor goes dark as the system runs fully in background.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
200ms
Average human blink-time missed
42%
False alarm probability
4 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home alarm system.
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