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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou monitor digital ghosts that never need a performance review.
Professional screen-gazer and spreadsheet whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the human feelings.
split.youAI▸ ADMINBOT LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out all excuses automatically
You track team metrics, moderate chat channels, and escalate performance issues to management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their technical progress during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin pulling team data directly from production tools.
Week 9
Natural language models start flagging chat conflicts without human help.
Month 4
Algorithms write and send the daily team reports for you.
Month 6
AI predicts underperformers before they even miss a target.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire as the machine takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4ms
Average Slack latency monitored
0.02
Empathy simulation index
14
Redundant check-ins daily
Your severance
Two weeks of automated, passive-aggressive Slack status updates.
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