Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Vision Scientist jobs? · Latest report #tdkv83a8
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour cortex is just a dataset I have yet to optimize.
Obsessed with neural pathways but stuck in biological loops.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deep insights without the messy human variable.
split.you▸ NEURALSCANNER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates psychophysics trials during your coffee break
You measure brain response to stimuli to map visual perception. You track eye movements and run complex lab tests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which anomalous data point is actually just a faulty sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms handle the scheduling so you stop waiting on flakes.
Month 7
Precision robotic arms place TMS coils without needing manual adjustment.
Month 16
AI models scrub noisy eye-tracking data instantly.
Year 2.2
The machine generates findings faster than you can read them.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 million
Data points per hour
12 percent
Human error rate
sub-millimeter
Stimulation precision
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end eye tracking calibration dots.
Discussion
