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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting the future is easy when you just output random buzzwords.
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oof.youAI▸ ORACLE-GEN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a disruptive market trend
You make up vague future trends and hope nobody asks for a concrete roadmap or working prototype.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at maintaining eye contact while saying absolutely nothing of substance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our bot scrapes your entire post history for buzzwords.
Month 5
The AI learns to sound confident while lacking substance.
Month 10
Automated software creates endless decks of empty graphs.
Month 15
Your social media account starts posting its own predictions.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop of stock market trends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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