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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional clipboard holder waiting for people to remember their own names.
Lobby gatekeeper, master of the sign-in sheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Identity verification without the human hesitation.
toast.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies entry with a chilling automated monotone
You monitor access points, verify guest identities, and log entry times. It is a slow gatekeeping ritual.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a visitor is actually nervous instead of just lost.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your messy paper sign-in logs immediately.
Month 4
Smart cameras verify identities before the guest reaches you.
Month 8
Robotic printers issue badges instantly upon arrival.
Month 13
Your doors sync directly with the scheduling software.
Month 18 · D-Day
The lobby is finally free of your friendly presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 humans
Visitors processed daily
90 seconds
Average check-in time
3 per shift
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A badge that says 'Guest' for one final day.
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