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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou unlock the doors for people who barely notice you exist.
Professional door-opener and hallway-staring expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated entry for a frictionless exit.
ow.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures the entire facility via remote lock
You perform daily facility opening rituals and monitor security feeds until the building is empty at night.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a visitor's mood by the way they rattle the handle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Cloud-based entry hardware replaces physical brass keys.
Month 5
Algorithms detect movement on cameras better than tired eyes.
Month 11
The sign-in sheet is deleted from existence forever.
Month 17
Sensors report broken glass or open windows instantly.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The building now locks itself without your help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
730
Doors unlocked per year
12,000,000
Seconds spent watching empty hallways
4,102
Humans greeted by accident
Your severance
A high-security key fob you cannot use.
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