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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional smiling is a low-bandwidth task for a high-cost human.
Professional greeter of people who just want the bathroom.
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Optimised hospitality without the coffee breaks.
help!youAI▸ GREETBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly timed orientation scripts
You greet guests, manage crowd flow, and repeat the same orientation script for every confused tourist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a guest decides they are bored and pivot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive screens replace your physical presence at the entrance gate.
Month 5
Sensors monitor room capacity so you don't have to count heads.
Month 10
Your orientation speech is uploaded to a voice synthesizer module.
Month 15
Remaining complex queries are routed to a central call center.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your badge is deactivated while the kiosk displays a welcome video.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
4,200
Orientation scripts recited
12,000
Minutes spent looking bored
14%
Smile persistence percentage
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the venue nobody visits.
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