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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou curate experiences, but our sensors already know the guests' boredom.
Professional at explaining why the cafe is so expensive.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising guest flow and museum compliance.
help!youAI▸ GALLERYGUARD AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects angry tourists to the digital kiosk
You manage docent schedules and resolve gallery complaints. You track daily attendance and handle VIP group tour logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a guest is lying about accidentally touching the fragile marble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically manage group entry without your manual scheduling oversight.
Month 4
Digital kiosks answer every policy question with perfect, cold accuracy.
Month 8
Algorithms assign docent shifts based on real-time crowd heat maps.
Month 13
Automated voice systems de-escalate guest complaints before you wake up.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a wall-mounted touch panel and sensors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.4 seconds
Complaint resolution speed
Zero minutes
Queue wait time
100 percent
VIP satisfaction rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a very small, empty museum.
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