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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lectures are just high-resolution podcasts with worse lighting anyway.
Tenure-track dreamer with a stack of ungraded exams.
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You lecture on computer vision and grade complex code projects. You also chase research grants for new algorithms.
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You can detect the exact moment a student stops understanding the lecture from their eyes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Code evaluation scripts replace your manual review of student repositories.
Month 5
Generative models produce your course material with zero hallucinations.
Month 12
Chat agents handle all student queries about assignment deadlines.
Year 2
Software writes winning research proposals based on past citation patterns.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution replaces the entire department with a centralized compute cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 yearly
Student emails ignored
12 percent
Grant proposal success
200 per term
Hours spent on committees
Your severance
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