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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour pixel-pushing is just a slow, expensive slideshow for a compiler.
Pixel-pusher, flex-box wrangler, and amateur debugger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning dreams into rigid production code.
split.youAI▸ VIEWLOGIC GEN-ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders perfect layouts without any reflow jitter
You translate design files into code and wrestle with CSS layout engines until the interface behaves as expected.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue why a specific shadow looks wrong to a human eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual files are mapped directly to design system components by AI.
Month 4
Syntactic engines write the boilerplate CSS and layout logic instantly.
Month 8
Sensors identify visual bugs and rewrite the stylesheet in real-time.
Month 12
Modules patch their own layout breaks during minor system updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The browser executes machine-perfect code, leaving you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 per day
Pixel alignment errors
4:1
Coffee-to-syntax ratio
12
UI breakages per sprint
Your severance
A one-year license for your own replacement.
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