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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining machines to see so they can see you leaving.
Visual perception scientist (expert in Gabor patches and patience)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing visual signals at terminal velocity.
nom.you▸ RETINALOOP V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models brain responses at light speed
You run psychophysics experiments and analyze retinal signal data. Your job is basically teaching code how to look.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a dataset is just complete noise, not actual science.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts strip the noise from your EEG data instantly.
Month 4
Synthetic observers generate perfect response curves without needing lunch breaks.
Month 10
Automated hyperparameter optimization finds the patterns you missed for years.
Month 15
Generative models produce your next paper before you finish coffee.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lab shuts down as the server completes your life's work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40000
Experiments run per hour
99%
Retinal latency improvement
Maximum
Human researcher frustration
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a high-res simulator.
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