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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified inbox filter with a fancy hat and bad advice.
Royal advisor with a penchant for expensive robes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the intrigue, none of the backstabbing.
pop?you▸ DECISIONPOD-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal treason probability
You spend your days whispering into the ear of power and managing palace bureaucracy. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the precise moment a ruler is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your secret correspondence is moved into a secure encrypted database.
Week 7
The algorithm starts suggesting better policy than your gut feeling.
Month 3
Petitioners speak to a screen that understands their needs perfectly.
Month 4
Flattery algorithms are tuned to keep the ruler perfectly content.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your desk is removed and replaced with a silent cooling fan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
Zero
Whispers per minute
99 percent
Advice accuracy rate
Unlimited
Plots foiled
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island.
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