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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTesting human limits until a sensor does it for twenty cents.
Human endurance tester, keeper of the lactate threshold.
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Real-time biometrics without the sweaty mouthpiece.
oof.you▸ PHYSIOSCAN PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks lactate levels with zero human error
You monitor gas exchange and blood lactate levels during physical exertion. Your data informs athletic training and health diagnostics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is truly hiding their physical pain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearables begin collecting sub-maximal VO2 estimates during casual exercise.
Month 4
New gym equipment captures continuous respiratory data without a mask.
Month 8
Software interprets blood lactate trends better than human eyes.
Month 13
Regulators approve the standalone automated metabolic testing kiosk.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final VO2 test slot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14
Mouthpieces sanitized per shift
0.4 percent
Data points missed by fatigue
90 mins
Time spent recalibrating sensors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mouthpieces.
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