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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsUpdating your syllabus is easier than teaching students to close tags.
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Personalized learning paths without the staff room
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projects perfect code onto the whiteboard
You track student progress in bureaucratic portals and explain coding basics to uninterested teens using outdated official curricula.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student gives up on their final project.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI aligns all lesson plans with real-time software updates.
Month 6
Smart software replaces your manual grade-entry portal entries.
Month 13
Interactive bots handle student questions better than your current lab.
Month 21
Physical lab maintenance shifts to autonomous cloud-linked unit controllers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The institution switches to fully automated skill-acquisition pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 cups
Coffee consumed while grading
94 percent
Students confused by pointers
Too many
Administrative forms filled
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct IDE
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