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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Vocational IT Instructor jobs? · Latest report #sgxb7c59
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching broken code is a job until the compiler does it.
Still explaining why semicolons matter in the year 2024.
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glub.youAI▸ EDUBOT CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects copy-pasted assignments in milliseconds
You demonstrate syntax to tired students and grade projects that were likely generated by AI anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their code didn't compile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper lessons move into a rigid, non-negotiable software platform.
Month 5
Smart bots identify and reject your students' copy-pasted assignments.
Month 13
Cloud-based desktops eliminate the need for you to fix hardware.
Year 1.9
AI modules adapt the lecture speed based on student eye-tracking.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The classroom becomes a server pod and you are sent home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
98%
Students ignoring the syllabus
Weekly
Legacy hardware failures
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaces you.
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