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June 2, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching binary to students who would rather be on TikTok.
Teacher of future coders who prefer AI solutions
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Infinite patience for zero-effort students.
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delivers personalized lectures without ever yawning
You explain outdated network protocols and grade lab practicals for bored teenagers. The system is already dying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect exactly when a student is faking interest in SQL joins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Adaptive AI slides replace your static lecture notes.
Month 6
Code analysis agents grade student labs instantly.
Month 13
Sensors monitor and correct hardware wiring in real time.
Month 21
Algorithm-driven learning tracks individual student struggle points.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The classroom monitor becomes the only teacher required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42 seconds
Average student attention span
12 years
Stale syllabus updates
3,400 daily
Emails sent to IT support
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated Microsoft documentation.
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