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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching students to sell things that computers already sell better.
Turning theory into slides since the dot-com era.
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Real-time curriculum for real-time markets.
blub.you▸ EDUBOT MARKETSYNC 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects real-time market data into students minds
You lecture on sales theory and grading mock campaigns. Soon, your curriculum will be generated by a live market.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops caring about the lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your slides are replaced by live feeds of active ad auctions.
Month 5
AI scores student mock campaigns against real market performance metrics.
Month 13
Students start asking the classroom screen instead of your desk.
Year 1.9
The curriculum auto-updates to remove anything you taught yesterday.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The classroom is now a high-density server rack for market simulations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
74 percent
Students sleeping in class
402 slides
Outdated slides per term
3 units
Coffee cups per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic marketing analytics tool.
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