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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou spend all day training models to replace your own job.
Senior dev optimizing speech tokens for silicon giants.
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optimizes model latency while you are sleeping
You build natural language processing pipelines and optimize speech-to-text latency for custom silicon chips.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am for no reason.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated vision models start labeling your noisy audio data better.
Month 4
Hyper-parameter optimization software finishes your model tuning in seconds.
Month 8
Compilers now write your low-level C++ kernels directly from specs.
Month 12
AI agents approve each other's code merges without human intervention.
Month 16 · D-Day
The entire model stack deploys itself to hardware without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
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18 hours
Time spent in standups
12 daily
Model hallucinations fixed
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