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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just turning cables off and on again remotely.
Routing packets while questioning the void of enterprise telecom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total call flow autonomy.
ow.youAI▸ SWITCHCONTROL V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes global traffic without dropping a frame
You patch server configs and troubleshoot dropped packets for office phones. Software agents now handle your routing entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VLAN configuration is cursed just by looking at it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your packet logs to suggest fixes.
Month 3
Bots take over creating extensions for new employees.
Month 6
The system detects and restarts failing nodes automatically.
Month 9
Local gateways are replaced by virtual software endpoints.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero milliseconds
Dropped call latency
Instant
Ticket resolution time
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy call noise app.
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