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October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsThe machine lacks the thumbs and heart to tickle a belly.
Professional kitten whisperer with excellent laundry habits.
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Systematic socialization for the digital age.
glub.youAI▸ FELINECARE MODULE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors vital signs with thermal imaging
You spend your time cleaning litter boxes, feeding tiny mouths, and monitoring fragile health for shelters.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing that understands the specific meaning of a single faint purr.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Auto-feeders track exact consumption metrics for every single kitten.
Month 16
Sensors identify waste zones to trigger automated litter box cleaning.
Year 4
Cameras track respiratory rates and growth without human handling.
Year 11
Padded robotic arms learn to lift kittens with gentle pressure.
Year 20 · D-Day
The facility runs autonomously while you are gently shown the door.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Infinite
Kittens socialized
Zero
Litter box misses
Manual
Snuggle sessions
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cat treats.
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