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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling enterprise solutions is just reading a spreadsheet with more expensive wine.
Strategist of the slide deck, shepherd of the spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
split.youAI▸ ACCTMANAGER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly business review slides
You manage client relationships and lead teams to close enterprise software contracts. Your day involves meetings and strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face about the product roadmap with genuine conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is uploaded to feed the predictive sales engine.
Month 5
Software automatically builds the slides you spent all weekend perfecting.
Month 13
Bots start handling the routine check-ins and renewal reminders.
Month 21
The AI calculates higher conversion rates for self-service deal flows.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the enterprise client portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Excessive
Annual golf budget
Infinite
Pipeline status alerts
Metric-tons
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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