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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional dinner-buyer for clients who stopped caring about your creative pitch.
Master of the slide deck, servant to the spreadsheet.
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Automated ego-stroking for your high-value clients.
blub.you▸ ACCOUNTMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that never offend anyone
You manage client relationships, handle budget approvals, and translate creative briefs into corporate-speak for endless deck revisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts responding to routine client check-ins with perfect corporate tone.
Month 5
Smart software replaces human logic with automated ROI forecasting slides.
Month 10
Digital faces simulate empathy in video calls to appease clients.
Month 15
Systems automatically deny or approve spend based on live metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
Client accounts are fully managed by the server without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
40 weekly
Hours wasted on pitch decks
94 percent
Emails sent without value
12 annually
Client golf games avoided
Your severance
One complimentary set of golf clubs and silence.
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