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Will AI replace VP AI Value Delivery jobs? · Latest report #87wppzbu
Your job has an expiration date
April 23, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist only to tell the board that AI is working.
Corporate translator for expensive, over-promised software projects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing boardroom fluff with hard binary truth.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITBOT-EXECUTIVE-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly earnings slide decks instantly
You track project timelines and present slide decks to justify massive AI budgets for a banking institution.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding solemnly at obvious failures.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls raw data to write your weekly progress reports.
Week 9
Algorithms identify cost savings you were too lazy to find.
Month 3
Metrics are now calculated by reality rather than your intuition.
Month 4
A synthetic avatar delivers the quarterly slide deck perfectly.
Month 6 · D-Day
The VP role is officially merged into a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14,000 yearly
Slides generated
Zero
Meaningful outputs
99 percent
Buzzword density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you are a visionary.
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