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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace VP Client Strategy jobs? · Latest report #es3q7t2r
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your slide deck into a hallucination that nobody actually reads.
VP of slide-based storytelling and strategic nodding.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven slides for your non-data-driven clients.
help!youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks while you sleep
You spend all day crafting pitch decks and massaging client egos over expensive lunches. Strategy is just guessing.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific talent of nodding convincingly while a client says something deeply stupid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents summarize industry shifts before you even open Outlook.
Month 4
Pattern recognition software builds the pitch deck while you sleep.
Month 8
Sensors monitor client heart rates during pitches to adjust tone.
Month 13
Your digital avatar attends meetings and nods at appropriate intervals.
Month 18 · D-Day
A quiet software update renders your entire career history obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
45
Slides per client launch
Zero
Confidence in 'synergy'
12,000
Meaningless buzzwords spoken
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad stapler.
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