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Will AI replace VP Cyber Security jobs? · Latest report #g4e29w58
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April 15, 2028
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat containment without the meeting fatigue.
nom.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates threat response during your lunch break
Manage threat monitoring, audit security policies, and explain data leaks to terrified boards of directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of lying convincingly to the board about the breach.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI generates security policies that mirror industry standard regulatory templates.
Month 4
An automated risk monitor replaces your manually updated slide decks.
Month 8
Software triggers immediate isolation protocols before you wake up.
Month 13
The board prefers the machine because it answers questions instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The VP role is officially decommissioned in favor of a silent algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Slides per board meeting
8 cups
Panic-induced coffee consumption
99 percent
Security incidents ignored
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