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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou automate everyone else until you realize you are a bottleneck.
Expert at turning raw data into vague PowerPoint shapes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the need for middle-management strategy sessions.
bzzt.youAI▸ DECISIONARCHITECT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly loss into your home office
You oversee dashboard production and team resource allocation. You talk about strategy while your staff fixes broken pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight, human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts tracking which of your reports are actually opened.
Month 4
Software begins reallocating team budget without needing your approval.
Month 8
Decision engines draft your quarterly strategy decks automatically.
Month 13
Executives prefer the raw dashboard output over your human interpretation.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is converted into a read-only archive node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200
Meaningless slide decks created
98%
Meetings about future meetings
Zero
Decisions actually made by intuition
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one gold-plated stapler.
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