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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling imaginary volatility to people who hide from imaginary risk.
High-net-worth babysitter for institutional insurance capital.
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stretchy.youAI▸ DERIV-LOGIC INSTITUTIONAL CORE 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission-free trade execution
You spend all day pitching exotic derivatives to insurance firms. Then you call them again.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which portfolio managers prefer expensive scotch over actual trade performance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks your client lunches and triggers automated follow-up emails.
Month 5
Direct connectivity platforms replace your voice orders to the desk.
Month 10
Generative models produce customized slide decks for insurance portfolio reviews.
Month 15
Machines monitor market panic better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 21 · D-Day
The institutional client portal replaces your phone number permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.5
Avg client lunches per week
8 cups
Coffee consumption during market hours
0.02%
Probability of answering lunch calls
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm firm handshake.
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