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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsNepotism is a poor defense against a spreadsheet with an API.
Nepo-hire professional, connoisseur of pre-Series B panic.
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Burn cash efficiently without the executive salary.
oof.youAI▸ EQUITYDRAIN V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dilutes your equity with cold calculation
You optimize conversion funnels and burn venture capital to manufacture the illusion of exponential scalability. Your primary output is slide decks for board members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with convincing, human-inflected body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Direct database connections replace your manual effort to compile performance metrics into slide decks.
Month 5
Predictive models take over your acquisition funnels, identifying more efficient channels than your intuition.
Month 10
Bots execute your partnership strategy by scanning and emailing potential leads without human touch.
Month 15
Generative AI creates your pitch materials, including the optimistic growth charts you usually fake.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board concludes your salary is the only remaining inefficiency in the growth strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
98%
Slide-deck buzzword density
Sub-optimal
Series A burn rate efficiency
Zero
Nepotism-adjusted contribution
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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