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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day firing people for being redundant, ironically.
Professional gatekeeper of the corporate exit door.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all your generic 'culture' newsletters.
Month 4
Internal software handles all salary and tax compliance automatically.
Month 8
AI models generate review summaries without needing your input.
Month 12
Scripts handle all legal paperwork and exit interview scheduling.
Month 14 · D-Day
A dashboard now runs the department from a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
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Annual layoffs executed
85 percent
Time spent in Zoom
40 pages
Average policy document length
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