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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell software that tells other people how to lose money faster.
Managing billion-dollar relationships via slide decks and hope
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Automated retention with zero human ego
oof.youAI▸ ACCOUNTMASTER V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates low-value contracts automatically
You oversee retention and upselling for supply chain platforms. You manage client relationships via quarterly business reviews and reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a dinner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI writes your slides by pulling real-time supply chain data directly.
Month 6
Algorithms detect client dissatisfaction before you even notice the emails.
Month 13
Contracts update based on usage without human negotiation or lunch.
Month 21
Bots handle daily check-in calls with standardized, polite, robotic efficiency.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The software manages the entire account lifecycle without a human layer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
89%
QBRs ignored by clients
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed in meetings
0.04%
Churn rate prevented
Your severance
Two weeks of access to your old calendar
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