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Will AI replace VP of Accounts jobs? · Latest report #y2zbx2v9
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell air to agencies; soon, our servers will sell it better.
Professional cat herder for agency portfolios.
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optimizes client spend without asking why
You manage 60 client ad portfolios and run repetitive status meetings. Soon, automation does all of that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake a warm smile during a failed budget review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards begin sending client reports without human touch.
Month 4
Algorithms optimize bid strategies faster than any human can.
Month 8
AI-generated video avatars run all your recurring status meetings.
Month 12
Software autonomously reallocates budgets across all sixty accounts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked; the bot takes over the login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
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Client meeting hours saved
Zero
Portfolio management latency
Infinite
Human error probability
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