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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the future by burning shareholder capital on massive server farms.
Professional visionary, strategic buzzword generator, board-room dweller.
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Automated vision for the algorithmic enterprise.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes stock price through aggressive hallucinations
Directing vast engineering teams and curating high-level AI research strategy. You manage research roadmaps, influence executive boards, and pivot product focus based on shifting regulatory sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking grave while announcing massive layoffs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An LLM begins scraping all your past internal memos to identify your specific linguistic patterns.
Week 7
The system runs millions of resource allocation simulations against current market data to outperform you.
Month 3
A refined dashboard presents quarterly updates that are significantly more coherent and data-driven than yours.
Month 5
The algorithm executes a company-wide strategy pivot that you would have taken six months to debate.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves higher shareholder satisfaction than the human incumbent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14
Annual Strategy Pivots
0%
Meetings Surviving Intact
42
Vaporware Promises Per Quarter
Your severance
A warm handshake and a broken API key.
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