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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour career path is just a rerun that nobody is watching.
Professional cat-herder of eighty creative egos
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising viewership through cold, hard efficiency.
bzzt.you▸ STATIONMASTER X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly budget cuts instantly
You oversee daily scheduling, station budgets, and headcount. Algorithms now handle the airtime and staffing much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a board member is lying about revenue targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems map every employee output to specific dollar values.
Month 5
Software shifts airtime slots based on real-time data analysis.
Month 13
AI directly adjusts station costs to maximize quarterly margins.
Month 20
Sensors and software auto-log all FCC-required broadcast data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
One central server cabinet assumes total control of the station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too many
Meetings attended
high
Human error rate
400 percent
Efficiency gain
Your severance
a signed photo of your old corner office
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