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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Master of the golf course handshake and expense report.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing seven-figure deals without the steak dinners.
oof.youAI▸ LENDBOT ENTERPRISE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates relationship nurturing via predictive sentiment analysis
You chase massive corporate loans and spend all day wining and dining high-stakes clients to close deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle micro-expressions of a CEO during a tense loan negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every potential client's financial data automatically.
Month 5
Hyper-personalized AI emails replace your generic networking outreach.
Month 10
Algorithms negotiate standard loan terms without needing human intervention.
Month 15
Sensors and sentiment AI monitor client trust during video calls.
Month 21 · D-Day
Final loan approvals are signed by software alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
$250
Average lunch expense
Zero
Cold calls per day
Irrelevant
Deals closed by charisma
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a golf simulator.
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