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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour fancy spreadsheet modeling is just data waiting for a faster processor.
Master of spreadsheets and expensive lunches for capital sources.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating capital flow without the lunch meetings.
oof.you▸ CAPMARKETSYNC V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquefies your debt portfolio in milliseconds
You chase capital sources for affordable housing debt and tax credits. You manage margins through complex underwriting bond deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to close a deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull every yield curve and market index into one feed.
Month 5
Algorithms price your bond offerings more accurately than your gut.
Month 10
A bot contacts your capital sources with perfectly tailored pitches.
Month 16
Your AI assistant handles the back-and-forth on tax credit terms.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your remaining capital mandates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
47
Spreadsheet tabs open
Zero percent
Human emotional bandwidth
Your severance
Two weeks of free access to a Bloomberg terminal.
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