Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace VP of Clinical Development jobs? · Latest report #5mp6zdep
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou design the trial, but the algorithm finds the signal.
MD holding the bag for thousand-patient clinical trials.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Regulatory certainty at the speed of light.
splat.you▸ CLINICALPILOT NEXUS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures phase-three approval without human intervention
You oversee drug trials and regulatory approval processes. Data models now handle trial design and patient outcome forecasting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked board why the trial data looks erratic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes study designs based on existing historical trial datasets.
Month 5
Virtual agents test FDA filings to predict and fix rejections.
Month 13
Predictive models optimize site selection to meet recruitment targets automatically.
Year 1.9
Real-time surveillance systems handle safety reporting without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The executive dashboard makes all clinical development decisions independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 minutes
Protocol drafting time
14 percent
Human error margin
99.9 percent
FDA compliance score
Your severance
Two shares of non-voting stock in a shell company.
Discussion
