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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better margin on crude.
Master of contracts, legal loopholes, and overpriced business dinners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you can even blink.
blub.you▸ BARRELYTICS PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates market volatility faster than human thought
Negotiating massive supply contracts and interpreting complex energy laws to move barrels for maximum profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the other negotiator is lying during a high-stakes dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every transaction and legal clause in your historical files.
Month 5
The AI writes legally sound agreements while you are still sleeping.
Month 13
Algorithms replace your gut feeling with math-backed market dominance.
Year 1.9
Bots handle all government permits without needing a lunch meeting.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI because it never asks for bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
120 hours
Lawyer hours per contract
42 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a private desert island.
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