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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou built the shovel that will bury your own career.
VP of Data and AI (architecting his own replacement).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decision making without the ego or bonus.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly performance reporting in milliseconds
Managing data teams, setting AI strategy, and pretending business metrics are meaningful. You are the architect of your exit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face about quarterly growth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dashboards begin reporting directly to the board without your commentary.
Month 5
Models update their own weights without your team's oversight.
Month 10
The system reassigns your cloud budget based on efficiency metrics.
Month 15
Large language models synthesize market shifts into quarterly roadmaps.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system achieves self-governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12,000
Strategy meetings bypassed
450
Annual board slides skipped
High
Human input latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Human Redundancy".
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