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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsFeeding ad dollars into the black hole of customer acquisition costs.
Expert in turning venture capital into expensive customer clicks.
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Automated spend for maximum customer lifetime value.
help!you▸ CONVERSIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad spend for zero conversion decay
You oversee paid media spend and conversion metrics while managing a small team to hit quarterly revenue targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the Facebook ad spend failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace manual media buying to optimize daily spend.
Month 5
AI models generate and test ad assets faster than agencies.
Month 10
Personalized email chains now trigger without human oversight.
Month 15
The system writes and formats board reports autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-optimizing revenue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 percent
Average CAC waste
11 percent
Email open rate
32 hours weekly
Meeting time
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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